Wowza! Ever wondered why no one's taking a bite out of Apple for their anti-repair policies? This tech giant sure knows how to keep its juicy secrets under wraps! It's like they've got a golden ticket that says "Sue us? Nah, we're Apple, mate!" But the real reason? Well, it's as complex as a Rubik's cube: laws, big money, and an army of lawyers that could fill a football stadium. So, while we're all out here wishing we could fix our iPhones like a flat tire, Apple's just sitting in their spaceship saying "Good luck with that!"